Every Boy carries heat. Heat falls on its own. A hot Boy earns. A cold Boy gets taken. That is the whole thing. Scroll and watch it happen.
Hold one
One Angry Boy in your wallet. That is the whole entry.
Use the chain
Trade on Robinhood Chain. Any token, any size, once a week is enough. You were going to anyway.
Get paid Sunday
Every Sunday the pool is split between the Boyz whose owners showed up. Traded more, take more.
Or lose him
A week of nothing and he is gone. Somebody else takes him, and he goes to work for them.
An Angry Boy is not a picture you park. This is the first collection where the chain decides who keeps it: only people actually using Robinhood Chain can hold one, and what you traded that week decides what you take home.
Heat falls
Every Boy is born at one hundred. It drops every block, on its own. Do nothing for a week and your Boy is at zero. Nobody warns you twice.
Hot Boyz earn
Trade anywhere on Robinhood Chain and his heat climbs. Hold the coin and it climbs faster. Every Sunday the pool, filled by the coin's trading fees, is split among hot Boyz by what they traded. Holding alone pays nothing.
Cold Boyz get taken
At zero, anyone can claim your Boy for a fee. Most of the fee goes to you. The Boy does not. He resets to one hundred in somebody else's wallet.
Stop trading today and he is claimable in about 4 days.
Weighted volume $798 against a full mark of $2,500 per Boy. The full mark is a placeholder until launch; the shape is not.
Default numbers: full heat to zero in seven days. Claim fee five dollars, seventy percent to the old owner, thirty to the pool. Any transfer resets a Boy to at least fifty, so a buyer never gets one that dies in an hour. Final numbers are set at contract launch.
A Boy
Paid in ETH on Robinhood Chain. If two dollars is too much, this was never for you.
Boyz
Not one more. Ten of them are the only one of their kind, at ids you will recognise.
Earned
Ten wallets mint free. Not a form. Not a raffle. The ten people we saw on every post. Named one day before mint.
No free lunch. Nobody gets a spot for dropping a wallet in a box. The waitlist asks you to like, repost and reply on our post, and then to keep showing up. We count replies. We count reposts. We count who brings people. The ten who did the most mint free. Everyone else pays two dollars and says thank you.